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Joke of the day.
Kids say..........
* Stressing the importance of a good vocabulary, the teacher told her young charges, "Use a word ten times, and
it shall be yours for life."
From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting,
"Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda."
* My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished
my halo while I asked, "No, how are we alike?"
"You're both old," he replied.
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